the airplane scene is truly iconic.

FUCKING BULLSHIT. I mean, I love a blown-up version of Carrie Fisher with sex hair and a huge, poufy eighties-style wedding gown as much as the next girl, but this lacks camp, and if there was one thing The Courtship of Princess Leia had in spades, it was CAMP. Where is Teneniel Djo? Where is Ta’a Chume (who I always imagine being played by Joan Collins in her prime)?

The Hapes Consortium is a 63-world cluster run by the misandrist descendants of space pirates; Prince Isolder is a Fabio stand-in who’s too beefcake-y to realize all of his older brothers have been murdered by the Queen Mother, Han wins a planet in a sabaac game, then kidnaps Leia and is captured by a bunch of sexy, all-female Force witches who ride rancors and are engaged in a deadly battle with the NIGHTSISTERS. That’s campier than a My Little Pony-themed drag show.

(Star Wars Expanded Universe Book Covers And The Feelings I Have Had About Them, Fifteen Years Later)

…Boy, when you say it all at once like that, The Courtship of Princess Leia was maybe just a little bit FUCKING AWESOME

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AoS + text posts [2/?] - Skye Edition

Chloe Bennet and Elizabeth Henstridge at Comic Con 2014 [x]


friendly reminder that jemma simmons is her own person and is allowed to exist independently of fitz


How to use this park

welp, i won’t be watching chicago fire anymore.

reminder for bisexuals


today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

It’s Bisexual Awareness Week! Here Are Five Ways To Celebrate


It’s Bisexual Awareness Week! Here Are Five Ways To Celebrate


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Bisexual people make up more than 50 percent of the LGB community, but media, the mainstream, and even LGBT groups often erase our experiences and specific needs or fold them into lesbian and gay programs and statistics. BiNet USA, GLAAD and other organizations hope the first ever Bisexual Awareness Week will be a step toward making more space for for…

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You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty.




Can’t stop, won’t stop: Protesters in Ferguson rally again, seeking justice for Mike Brown. More than a month and a half after his death, his killer, Darren Wilson, is still a free man. (Pt 2) 

Because it wouldn’t be a protest in Ferguson without fuckery from the police. A driver plowed his car through protesters, grazing several and running over a young boys foot. Beyond taking several hours to transport the boy to the hospital, they took even longer to arrest the motorist. Who did they not wait long to arrest? Two of the protesters who had been documenting the altercation for the world to see. If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention. #staywoke #farfromover #nojusticenopeace

September 20th, 2014

Just in case anyone thinks these are old posts still going round Tumblr: they’re not. 




go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible


Tagged by lazarusgirl

Name: Anna
 September 20
5’ 2”
Current Time Zone: 
Current Time and Date: 
6:45pm, 9/21/14
Last Thing I Googled:
the location of the nearest costco lol
Most Used Phrase:
Idek.  Since I moved to the south I say “it’s hot as balls” a lot lol
Last Thing I Said To A Family Member: 
talk to you later
Favourite Beverage: 
diet cola
First Word That Comes To Mind:
Place That Makes Me Happy And Why:
my couch. it’s really comfy and i can just chill with my cats there.
Number of Blankets I Sleep Under:  currently 2
Last Movie I Saw In Theatres: 30th anniversary showing of Ghostbusters
Three Things I Can’t Live Without: so, cats, wi-fi,
Something I Plan On Learning: another language
Advice For My Followers: you do you